i have five cats and a serious case of the whoa-ohs
mrpinchy:
“mrpinchy:
“ worgens:
“ how would i know this feather burns my mouth??? why would i put it in my mouth at all????
have we been consuming artifact power items by putting them in our mouths the whole time
” ”

mrpinchy:

mrpinchy:

worgens:

how would i know this feather burns my mouth??? why would i put it in my mouth at all????

have we been consuming artifact power items by putting them in our mouths the whole time

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somerandomgit:

welcometothemaxipad:

theuntoaster:

sergle:

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van

UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist

USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

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sunfortune:

sunfortune:

tumblr is about to be the social media equivalent of that olympic skater who won gold bc everyone in front of him fell over

played the long game with this quote

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tamamoland:

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

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tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase